Dear Ask The John,

Every night I jack off until my dick hurts. Do I have a problem? Or am I just really horny?

-Nic

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Dear Nic,

Jesus man, put it down and step back! Your dick is your friend, not the enemy! So, don’t attack it like it’s Al-Qaeda!

Some scientist feel that masturbation produces various health benefits for the stroker. However, if your dick is contemplating filing a restraining order against you, I’d say you have yourself a problem. Take it easy dude. Moderation is the way to go. Give yourself a few nights off here and there. …Oh, and we’re all really horny! It’s a guy thing.

Your boy

-Skyy

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